Mutant Mosquitoes at Nevermore Academy | Picture this: It’s prank day at Nevermore Academy, and Eugene Ottinger has cornered Enid using his ability to psychically control bugs.
Enid is trapped inside hers and Wednesday’s dorm, with no safe way out. All exits are blocked- wasps by the circular window, and a massive tarantula guarding the door. A swarm of giant mosquitoes swoops down, attempting to bite Enid and drain her blood dry. “Only female mosquitoes bite,” Says Eugene from the hallway, reciting trivia for his own benefit. “The males only feed on nectar and fruit juice.” “That would be a fun fact,” Enid growls back. “If I wasn’t currently being eaten!” The Thing emerges from his dollhouse, swatting at the air with his fingers to scare away the mutant yellowjackets that follow him out the tiny hand-sized door. Enid crouches down, reaching for The Thing and helping him shake off the yellowjackets. One nearly stings her, but The Thing flicks it away just in time. Enid lifts The Thing up, face lowering to look closely at him. Her face hosts an unusually serious expression, at least for Enid. “I need your helping hand, Thing,” Enid says. “I’m not going to be able to escape on my own. You’re going to need to sneak out and get someone who can put a stop to all this.” The Thing nods, as much as a disembodied hand can nod, and Enid gently places him back down on the floor. He skitters toward the door atop nimble fingers, stopping only once the tarantula notices him. The Thing begins to move strangely, walking side to side and swaying. Enid swears she can see the tarantula blush as it bows toward The Thing. Was he trying to seduce it by doing a dance? Whatever he did, it worked, and the tarantula lets him pass, flattening himself out to squeeze under the door. Enid cheers, pumping her fists in the air before remembering the angry mosquito swarm and ducking to avoid a thousand nasty bites. “Eugeneeeee,” She pleads, bringing out her puppy eyes despite him being on the other side of a door. “Can’t you just call off your bugs? I’ll admit that bugs are actually cool, not just creepy.” “I don’t think so,” Eugene counters. “Prank day isn’t over for another four hours.” Enid groans, dropping to the floor and army-crawling underneath Wednesday’s bed just in time to avoid a barrage of wasps. “I’m doomed! I’m going to be sucked dry by mosquitoes, if I’m not stung to death by the wasps first!” She shudders, breathing heavily.
Eco-Safe technicians are trained Dallas Mosquito Experts
Suddenly, an idea comes to her. “WWESD?” She asks herself, eyes brightening. “What would Eco-Safe do?” She fumbles with something under the bed, searching for what will be her key to success. Inside a small black chest that belongs to Wednesday lies a wooden stake, a crucifix, a small bottle of holy water, and several heads of garlic. “Perfect!” Enid exclaims, peeling the garlic cloves and mashing them up in a nearby mortar and pestle, then smearing the paste on her clothes. “Garlic oil is one of the main ingredients in Eco-Safe’s mosquito treatments, so this should help until The Thing comes back!” She pokes her head out from under Wednesday’s bed, scanning the room for anything else that could help. A loaded crossbow next to Wednesday’s desk catches her eye, and she executes a tactical roll to avoid the mosquitoes while also bringing herself close enough to the crossbow to reach it. Despite having no marksmanship experience, Enid brandishes the crossbow, pointing it at the swarm of mosquitoes. She fires, eyes tracking the trajectory of the arrow as it misses the swarm entirely and smashes through the window just a few feet from a hornet’s nest. She flinches at the sound of broken glass, followed by the loud buzzing of the hornets. “Dang it,” Enid curses, tossing the crossbow aside. “I’m going to have to make a break for it and deal with the consequences later.” She braces herself, preparing to run for the window despite the angry hornet sounds. Just as she’s about to start running, the door to the dorm bursts open.
Eco-Safe arrives to protect Enid from the Mutant Mosquitoes
“Don’t worry, Eco-Safe is here!” Exclaims the Eco-Safe technician, The Thing perched atop his shoulder. The technician is prepared, and ready to help with equipment in hand. He swiftly and humanely traps the tarantula, putting it away for safekeeping, before brandishing his sprayer at the swarm of giant mosquitoes and opening fire. The swarm swiftly falls, succumbing to the organic, all-natural treatment. Quickly, the technician treats the rest of the room, treating around areas of entry and knocking down and safely disposing of the wasp nests. Once done, he takes out the tarantula and returns it to Eugene. “Here is your tarantula back,” The Eco-Safe technician says. “She should be just fine, since our products are safe for pets.” “Oh, Penelope! You’re okay!” Eugene exclaims, gently hugging his tarantula before hurrying away from the scene, his prank defeated. “Thank you, Eco-Safe!” Enid says. “I thought I was doomed there for a hot minute.” “All in a day’s work,” Says the Eco-Safe technician.
Mutant Mosquitoes in Dallas require Effective Natural Mosquito Control From Eco-Safe
We hope you enjoyed our Eco-Safe rendition of Prank Day at Nevermore Academy from the hit Netflix show, Wednesday. Although residents of Dallas Fort Worth might not experience mutant insects or supernatural threats on a daily basis, we are nevertheless prepared for whatever pest issues you might experience, including giant tarantulas. Dallas mosquitoes are still no joke and luckily for you, Eco-Safe Dallas Natural Pest Control Professionals are experts in mosquito control and the installation and maintenance of natural mosquito misting systems in Dallas. We hope to be the all-natural pest control hero you need, arriving right on time to save the day. Call or text us at 214-358-5201, or email us at info@ecosafepest.com if you ever require assistance. We are more than happy to help.